wife-main jab gana gati hu to aap
balcony me kyon chale jate ho?
hus-taki kahin muhalle wale ye
na samjhe ki main tumara gala daba raha hu


Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain
Unke liye ye khel hoga magar
hume to vo mitti mein mila dete he


Zindgi Mohtaz nahi manzilo ki
Waqt har manzil dikhata hai
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke
Waqt sabko jina shikhata hai.



Deep jalte jagmagate rahein
Hum aapko aap hamein yaad aate rahein
Jab tak zindagi hai
dua hai hamari..
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe



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'/__| Yadein . !
"-O-'"""'"""O'O"-"

Pura truck Yadon se ful karke bheja hai.
Ab mat kehna ki Yaad Nahi Karte....



Lage na najar is riste ko zmane ki
pade na zrurat kabi ek duje ko mnane ki
ap na chodna dosti ka sath vrna
tmana na rhegi fir dost banane ki



Karni Khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai
Hume unse kehni kuch baat baki hai
Maut agar aayegi toh keh denge
Ruk-abhi 1 dost se mulaqat baki he



Ye DOSTI CHIRAG he ise JALAYE rakhna
YE DOSTI GUL he ise KHILAYE rakhna
HUM rahe na rahe is JAHAN me
BAS humari yaad DILme BASAYE rakhna



Dad: Beta is bar tuhje exam me 90% lana hai
Son: Nahi dad, mai to is bar 100% launga
Dad: Kyon mazak kar raha hai
Son: Shuru kisne kiya tha?



Karni Khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai
Hume unse kehni kuch baat baki hai
Maut agar aayegi toh keh denge
Ruk-abhi 1 dost se mulaqat baki he



Khuda Mujhe Aisi Khudai Na De
Ki Apne Siwa Kuchh Dikhai Na De
Mujhe Aisi Jannat Ki Jarurat Nahi
Jahan Se Mera Dost Dikhai Na De



Zindgi se badi saja aur koi nahi
Jurm kya hai hume pata bhi nahi
Itne hisso me but chuke hai hum
ki apne hisse me kuchh bacha hi nahi



Karenge Yaad Log Mujhako Kya pyaar Kiya Tha
Karenge Yaad Log Mujhako Kya Pyaar Kiya Tha
Denge Missal Tere Naam Ki Kya Tune kya Dard Diya Tha



Santa juice wale se:Jaldi juice de ladai hone wali hai
2 glass pine k bad-
Juice wala:Kab hogi ladai?
Santa-Jab tu paise mangega



Na satao hume hum sataye hue hain
judai ke gum uthaey hue hain
Khilona samajh ke hum se na khelo
Hum bhi usi khuda ke banaye hue hain



Sham k tanhai me kho na jana
kisi k masti me doob na jana
Milengi zarur kal manzil tumhe
Unhe paa kar is naaacheez ko bhool na jaana



Ye dil apko bhula nahi sakta,
aisa kyu hai bata nahi sakta,
muskil to ye hai apko yakeen nahi
aur dil cheer ke mai dikha nahi sakta.



Jis pal aap dilse muskuraoge
Apni hasi me hamari jhalak paoge
Na samajna ke sath chod diya hamne
Palat kar dekhoge to har rah par hame paoge



Wo kehte hai k Majbur hu me
Na chahte hue bhi Tumse door hu me
Chura liya jisne meri raato ka chain
Fir bhi wo kehte hai ki bekasoor hu me.



Ankho me Aakar Ruk Jate Hain Aansu,
Palko pe Aakar Ruk Jate He Aansu,
Dil to Karta Hai Beh Jane Du,
Magar Apko Hasta Dekh sukh Jate He Aansu



Jis pal aap dilse muskuraoge
Apni hasi me hamari jhalak paoge
Na samajna ke sath chod diya hamne
Palat kar dekhoge to har rah par hame paoge



Kuch mithe pal yad ate hai
palkon par ansu chod jate hai
kal koi aur mile to hame na bulana
kuch anjanese rishte zindgi bhar kam aate hai



Door jakar bhi unse door ja na sake
kitna roye kisi ko bata na sake
gum ye nahi ki woh mil na sake
dard sirf ye hai ki unko bhula na sake



Kuch fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,
dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai
Hm lakh koshish kre bhulane ki
pr kuch rishte sanso se hote hai



Kisi khushnasib ki takdir hain aap
Khwabo ki sachi tasvir hai aap
Aur kya kahe aap ki shan me
Mere hathon me DOSTI ki lakeer hain aap