Kya mere SMS se Paresan hain aur
chahte hai k SMS ana band ho
To apna MOBILE uthye aur DIWAR pe de mariye
NA Rahega Bans na bajege Basuri


Yu To hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladaki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari
happy Rakhsa bandhan



Police 2 Papu- Ager tumhe apne Bhaiko arest karna pade to tum kya karoge..
Papu- Mein Kuch Nahi Bhai ko "Call Forward" Kardunga



Girl :Tum Hafte Mei Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy :Hafte Me Nahi,Din Me 30 Se 40 Baar
Girl :Kya,Tum Pagal Ho!!
Boy :Nahi re,Me Hajam hu



meri achayi ka kitna fayda uthate ho
1 sms bhej k roj 8 free paate ho
mere dil par kyun zulm karte ho
mere sms bhej k dusro ko patate ho



Circut-Bhai Jail ko hindi me Hawalat Q kahte he
Bhai-Q ki jail me khane ko Hawa Or Laat Hi Milti He



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Khali he na
Ye Sala Mujhe B khali Hi Aaya

JOIN PAGALPANTI
to567678 &998o1998o1



Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi



Banta: pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa:Yar baap banne wala hu.
Banta:A to khushi ki bat he.
Santa:Lekin biwi ko nai pata



Ramu:Shamu,tu bahr to Sher ban k rehta h.ghar par kya ho jata h
Sh-Rehta to me ghr par b sher banke he,par upar Durga maa sawar ho jati



Santa's girfriend:Meri maa aapko bahut
pasand karti hai.
Santa,after a deep
thought:Kuchh bhi ho
jaye,shaadi to main
tujhse hi karuga



Internet se Chatting karke ladki patai
internet per ho gayi sagai,
Internet per divorce ho gaya,
isi bahane computer ka course ho gaya



Hume to aap jaise log mar gaye
Lagta he sare sms bekar gaye
Na hare the hum kisi se...
Par aapki KANJUSI se hum har gaye



Shama jali to parvane bane
Sharab bani to maikhane bane
Edost apni Birt date to bhejo
Pata to chale kis din pagalkhane bane



Sorry yaar
Kitne dino se maine sms nahi kiya
Bura mat manna

kyuki mujhe nahi malum tha
ki
AIDS k mariz ko sms karne se AIDS nhi failta



Dariya wafao ka kbi rukta nhi
Mohbt me insan kbi zukta nhi
Khmosh h hm kisiki kushi k liye,
or vo samzte h k dil hmara dukhta nhi



SANTA-yaar maine Naya Detergent se Apni Shirt Dhoyi aur wo Chhoti ho Gayi
Ab Kya Karu??
BANTA-Usi Detergent se ek Baar Khud Nahale



Mujh me aur aap me smart koun hai?? Guess?....










maine guess karne ko kaha....Press karne ko nahi.Ab pata chala smart ha




Santa yaar dhoop main Khade kya kar rahe ho?



















Banta: kuch nahi yaar aapna paseena sukha raha hoon




Apni Sanse

Rok Lijiye

Dhadkane Rok Lijiye

Dil Ki Ghrai Se
Mera Naam Lijiye

Ab Normal
Ho Jaiye

Or Apna
Kaam Kijiye