Dilse dil lagakar to
dekho hamari yado me ansoo
bahakr to dekho
SMS to kya call b krunga
1 baar mere mobile ka bill
chukakar to dekho


BUS CHALI
JHATKA LAGA
1 SARDAR 1 LADKI PAR JA GIRA
LADKI BOLI-BADTAMEEZ KYA KAR RAHE HO?
SARDAR - JI PUNJAB UNIVERSITY SE B.A.FINAL


Dua Me Labo Par Swaal Rakhna
Nigaho Me Apni Kamaal Rakhna
Dena Chahte Ho Agar Khushiya Hame
To Khush Rehna Or Apna Khyaal Rakhna



SMS ek masti hai,
Ye call se jyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Dimaag ko pakati hai,
Aur Aapko Hamari yaad dilati hai



zindagi ka raaz-raaz rahne dijiye,
jo bi ho aitraz-aitraz rahne dijiye,
par jab dil-dil se milna chahe,
ye mat kahna aaj rahne dijiye


Ek aadmi ki 6 unglia thi
Sab log usey akbar bulate the,Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur
Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha


Paigam to Ek Bahana
Tha,
Erada To Apko Yad
Dilana Tha,
Aap Yad Kre Ya Na Kre,
Koi Baat Nhi Par,
Apki Yad Aati He,
Bus Itna Btana Tha



Hum Hum he,
Tum Tum ho,
Na Hum Kam he,
Na Tum Kam ho,
To Kis Baat ka Gam he,
SMS Bejte raho
Tabhi to Lagega K Mobile wale me Dum he



Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?
Banta: Yaar main apni
Maa par gaya hu!