Thursday, July 17, 2008

WO JoMujhko BewafaKa NaamDeta HSansChalti h MagarMurda BanaDeta HAeSaqi MatPuch Us k MaiKhanaeKa PataUsK ToShehr Ka Pani b Nasha Deta H

kanjus k ghar ko aag lag gai,woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,guess kyon?bcos wo sari raat firebrigadewalo ko misscall marta raha

Ek hasii jo hasa deEk aasu jo rula deEk aarzu jo jaga deEk chahat jo samaj leEk aahat jo jaan leusi rishte ka naam he.DOSTI.

Yeh dekha h humne aazma krdhoka dete h log aksar kareeb aa krKehti h duniya pr ye dil nhi mantaki chhod jaoge tum b ek din apna bana kr

1Maccher ne 1aadmi kodin me kaataaadmi ne kaha:- tum to raat me kaatte ho na?Mchr bolaghar k halaat kharab hisliye overtime kr raha hu

Kabhi unki palko se unka izhar hogadil k kone me unko b pyar hogaguzar rahe he ratdin unki yadon mekabhi unko bhi hamara intzar hoga

Dekh tere sansar k halat kya h gyi bhagwanKitne badal gye insanNa koi smsNa koi mised calHum b hai hairanKaise busy hueshaitan

kanjus k ghar ko aag lag gai,woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,guess kyon?bcos wo sari raat firebrigadewalo ko misscall marta raha

Socho k agar hum Aapki zindgi me na aate to kya hota?D ekha!Kitnakhali-khaliL agta hai na

Mitti ki khusbuPani ki bharBarish ka mausamAane ko taiyarThodi si mastiThoda sa pyarChatri raincot rakho taiyarHappy Moonsoon

Humne manga tha saathUnkaWo judai ka gamDe gyeHum unki yaado k sahare ji letepr wo bhul jaane ki kasam de gye

Chand AdhuraHeSitaroK BinaGulshan Adhura HeBaharo K BinaSamander Adhura HeKinaro K BinaJeena Adhura HeAap Jese DoST K Bina
Pyar kare use koi maaf ni krtakoi uske sath insaaf nhi krtaLog pyar ko paap to kehte hepar kon aisa he jo ye paap nhi krta

Iskadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijyeKyu ho khafa bayan to kijyeKardo maaf agar ho gaye humse khataYu yaad na karke saza na dijye

Hum apni dosti ko yado me sajaengedur rah kr b band ankho me nazar aengehum koi waqt nai jo beet jaengeyad kro to apke pas chale aayenge

Suraj ki roshni denge aapko humChand ki chandni denge aapko humKuch rah gaya hamari DOSTI me kamTo mang lena jab tak jinda he hum

Bahot Dino Se Thi Aasman Ki Sajish,Aaj Puri Ho Gai He Unki KhvaishBhig Lo Yaar Is MausamMeMubarak Ho aap ko 2008 Ki Ye Paheli BARISH

Jeena hai to pyar karna sikho,Pyar karna hai to rona sikho,Rona hai to rulana sikho,Agar man me hai vishwas to vishwas karna sikho

Socho k agar hum Aapki zindgi me na aate to kya hota?D ekha!Kitnakhali-khaliLagta hai

Suraj ki roshni denge aapko humChand ki chandni denge aapko humKuch rah gaya hamari DOSTI me kamTo mang lena jab tak jinda he hum

Ek Chor SardarjiKa Mobile Le K Bhaag Rha ThaSardarji Bhaag Saale Bhaag Kal Kya Karega?ChargerTo Mere Paas Hai

aankho se ansu kyo jhalak aate htanhaio me gum kyu yaad aate hansu pochkr koi ye bta de hmedur rehne wale aksr yaad kyu aate hai

Tere gali mai na rakhe k kadam,aaj k baadTere gali mai na rakhe k kadam,aaj k baadQ.KChickhad bhahut hota hai bharish k baad.

Zindagi itne dard deti hDil me fir bhi umeed rehti hDil kehta hai kuch nahi hogaPar kuch to hoga Umeed kehti hai

Kash koi mujhpar b haq jatataMeri ankhon ko apne hanto se chupataJab main puchta koun ho tumMuskura kar apne aap ko meri jaan batata
Hum na ajnabi hai na paraye haapke hi jismo jaan k saaye hjab b ji chahe mehsus kar lenahum to aapki hi saanso me samaye hai

Aaj ujalon men ek kami si rahne deankhon me ek katra nami si rahne dereh na jaye maohabat adhuri meriintzaar hai.intzaar hi rehne de

Mohabat Ki Zanjeer Se Dar Lagta HeKuch Apni Taqdeer Se Dar Lagta HeJo Muje TUJ SE Juda Karti HeHaath Ki Us Lakeer Se Dar lagta hai

DiloKo kharidneWale hazarMil jayegeDuniyaMe daga deneWale baar baar milJayegeMilegaNhi aapko humJaisa dostMilneKo DOST hazar mil jyege

KbhiKoi apnaAnjan ho jata hKbhiKisi anjanSe b pyar hoJata hJaruri nhiJo kushiDe usi sePyar hoDIL todne walo se b AKSAR pyar ho jata hai

Hmara hr lamhaChura liya aapneAnkhoKo 1 chand dikha diya aapneHumeZindagi to di kisi orNePr itna PYAR de kr jeena sikha diya aapne

Dekho mausam kitna suhana heBhigi barsaat ka b zamana heEk SMS to kr do kam se kamBALANCE kya sasural le k jana he

Chale aao hum tumhe YAD karte he,A wo gunah he jo hum bar-bar karte he,jala k dil may hasraton k chirag, apke SmS aane ka intezaar karte he

Log Kehte Hain K Bhula Do UskoKyonki Uske Paas Burai Hi Burai HMagar Wo Naadan Ye Kya JaanePyar Karke Bhula Dena,ye Kaun Si Achai hai

Bina Drd K Aansu Bahaye Nhi JateBina Pyar K Rishte Nibhaye Nhi JateZindgi Me 1 Baat Yad RkhnaKisiKo Rula K Apne Sapne Sajaye Nhi jate

SMS Ek Masti Hai,Ye Call Se Zyada Sasti HNeend Ko Bhagati HaKhoon Ko Jalati HDimag Ko Pakati HAur Aap Ko Hamari Yaad Dilati Hai

Ek ChorSardarji KaNokiaMobile Le K Bhaag RahaThaSardarjiBhaag Saale Bhaag Kal Kya Karega?SIM To Mere Paas Hai

Ladka Achank Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Kehta HaiLafz Tere Geet MereGhazal Koi Sunaon Kya?Ladki,Hath Mere Gal Tere, Kaan K Nechai Bajaun Kya

Suraj ki roshni denge aapko humChand ki chandni denge aapko humKuch rah gaya hamari DOSTI me kamTo mang lena jab tak jinda he hum
Aaj Apko 1 secret baat batana he.Ye k Log mere SMS ko BHAGWAN mante heKAISE?Qnki jab b mera sms aata he log kehte he"HEY BHAGWAN" 25 days ago
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Is msg ko aaj mat padhna kal padhnaRukjaRukjaOye RukjaMujhe pata tha tum nahi manoge.!Mat maanoMain msg hi kal bhejunga 25 days ago
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Mobile Ek Mandir,SMS Uska Bhagwan,SMS Bhejnewala Pujari,SMS Padhnewala Bhakt,Padhkar SMS Na Karnewala..Mandir K Bahar BETHA Bhikar 27 days ago
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Raat Ko raat Ka tohfa Nhi deteDil Ko zajbaat Ka tohfa Nhi deteDene Ko to hum Aapko Chand b deDeteMagar CHAND ko CHAND ka TOHFA nhi dete 27 days ago
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Khwabo k bina nindo ki khwasish na karnapyar k bina jineki dua na krnajo tumse juda hoker ji nhi skteunse dur janeki koshish na krna 27 days ago
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wo aksar mujhe kehti thi"tumhe to me apna bana k hi chodungi"Aaj usne apni baat sach kar di.usne mujhe apna bana k hi chod diya

Dil hi dil me unhe pyar krte hainChupkese ye izhar krte hainNamumkin he jin raho se unka guzarnaUn raho pe bhi unka intezar karte hai

Dil hi dil me unhe pyar krte hainChupkese ye izhar krte hainNamumkin he jin raho se unka guzarnaUn raho pe bhi unka intezar karte hai

Naam:DONDost:GANGSTERBhai:MUNNABHAIPata:36 CHINA TOWNKaam: MURDER,Guru:BLUFFMASTERDushman:SARKARKhoon:AB TAK 56SMS bhej varna 57

Ham raat ki tanhai meAapki awaz suntehe, Chand se aapka jikarkarte he, Mat aaohamare khwabomeHum "BHOOT - PRET" sebahut darte h

Khuda hamko aisi khudai na deKi apne siwa kuch dikhayi na deMujhe aisi jannat nahin chahiyeJaha se mujhe aap dikhayi na de

Fursat me hoTo mereIs sawal ka deDenasawalYe hwoKaun Sa cartoon HaiJO is WAQT mera SMS padh RAHA hai

AGAR SALIM NE MUGHL-E-AZAM ME SIRF CHADDI PAHNI HOTI TO FILM KA NAAM KYA HOTAMOGLI-AAZAM
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Agar aap 5v paas se tej haiTo is sawal. ka jawab. YES or NOMe doKya aapko pagalpan k daure padne bandh ho gye?

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Kya ap purane msg se santust hainDon't b santust Thoda aur wish karojoin kro smsgrup sms karo JOIN SOHAILFUNsend 567678 18 days ago

Subhah K Ful Khil GyePanchiApne 'Safar' P Ud GyeSuraj Aate Hi Tare B Chhup GyeKya Aap Mithi Nind se Uth GayeGud Mrng

Mere SMS k Chrche hone lgeLog Mere Deewane hone lgeKhusnaseb Ho Aap Jo Aapko SMS Hmara milaJisko nhi mila Wo Mobile Patak-k Roye

Yad hum b apko karte heYad aap b hame karte hefark sirf itna hhum yad ane par SMS krte hor aap sms ane par yad krte h

NiharsoniSchool ki life10+2 takcollege ki lifepadho jab taklove ki lifeshadi tak..bt hamari dosti31 feb takJab aaegi tab tod dege

Ye Hichkiya Kyo Mujhe Aane Lagi HaiFizao Se b Siskiya Aane Lagi HYe Sochkar Dil Hai Bahut KhushKYAAD meri B kisi KO aane LAGI

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NiharsoniDunia k sbse mushkil kamMurde se bhangra krwanaMachar k langoat bnanaKidi ki eye bro bnanaGiraff ki pant bnanaTum se sms karvana

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LOG KAHTE H KI PYAR ITNA B MAT KRO KI GIRLFRND SAR P SAWAR HO JYEHUM KHTE H KIpYAR ITNA KRO KIgRLFRND KA FRND B TUMHARE SATH FARAR HO JYE

Wo Choom le 1 bar toati nhiNendUnki awazSuntay suntayraatJati h beetisliay kehtay h yerisk na uthaoMORTIEN JALAO

Kiski lakiro me kiska naam likha hkiski kismat m kiska pyar likha hsachi mohbbat mile har kisi koaisa har kisi ki takdir me likha h 24 days ago

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Na Msg na PhoneNa Picture na ToneAur bane Firte ho DonJab Numbr Diya tha to Kehte tha roz Karenge PhoneAb Kehte hoHUM APKE HE KAUn

Monday, July 14, 2008

Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata

Pyar me premium bharwaya jata

Pyar me wafa mili to thik warna

Bewfao pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to milta
Dukh hu

Dard hu

Saaz hu

YE aawaz hu

Ya bite dino ki baat hu

Mai kuch b hu
Ya koi b hu

TUM BIN.,

BAHUT UDAS HU
Is dosti ka andaz hi kuch aisa hai

Kya bataye aab hal kaisa hai

Kaun kehta hai ki aap CHAND jaise ho

Sach to ye hi CHAND TUMHARE jaisa hai
Apse kabhi mil na pye hum

Fir bichadne ka dar kaisa

Meri har dhadkan me aap ho Shamil

phir aapki Judai ka gum kaisa
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hume
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hume

ek purani haweli main

band kamre main

dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche

lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par

baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai

man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain

jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka

isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke

paas rakhte hain

Sunday, July 13, 2008