tujhe dilse juda hone nahi denge
tuje nind b aye to sone nahi denge
teri muskan itni pyari hai k
hm mar bhi gaye to tujhe rone nahi dnge


Pakistani ladkiyo ke
( . ) ( . )

b(.)(.)bs
bade kyun hote hai?

Kyunki.. woh aate jaate har ek ko kehti hain

"AA DAAB"



Boy:suit acha pehna hai
Girl:thnx
B:lipstic achi lagai hai
G:thnx
B:makup b acha kia hai
G:thnx"BHAIYA"
B: fir b achi nahi LAG RAHI HO



SANTA:Express kitne baje ka he?
TT:1baje
SANTA:local?
TT:9baje
SANTA:malgadi?
TT:12baje
TT:kaha jana hai?
SANTA:Patari Cros Karni he



badal garza par barsat na aayi
dil dhadka magar awaz na aayi
bina hichki k guzar gaya aaj ka din
kya tumhe1 pal k liye meri yad nahi aayi



EK BAR JAMES BOND JUNGLE ME EK KUTTE SE MILA AUR BOLA "I M BOND...JAMES BOND!
KUTTE NE USE KAAT DIYA AUR BOLA "I M KUTTA...HIDAKIYA KUTTA!



Tere jaise DOST Ko khone n dunga,
Tujhe kisi aur ka hone n dunga,
Sharafat se mere sath me rehna,
Warna marunga jhapar aur rone b n dunga



Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,
aur COW main peche?
?
?
?
?
?
It's "W"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Hr waqt galat na socha kro