Monday, September 15, 2008

Lamhe suhane sath ho na ho
Aaj na kal jaisi koi bat ho na ho
Dil me aap hamare hamesha rahege
Chahe aap se hamari mulakat ho na ho



Kanjusi ka jab OSCAR diya jayega to aap ka naam sab se pehle ayega.
Koi msg galti se bhi mat bhej dena nahi to OSCAR kisi aur ko mil jayega



Aankho Se Barsat Hoti He
Jab Aapki Yaad Sath Hoti Hai,
Jab B Busy Rahe Mera Cel
Samjh Lna Aapki KHUShI K Liy
Meri Khuda Se Bat Hoti Ha



Dr:kya sex ke time tum apne pati ka face dekhti ho?
Lady:1 bar dekha,wo gusse me the.
Dr:kyo?
Lady:kyoki wo muje khidki se dekh rahe the



Sardar-aaj maine pani ko
ullu bana diya
2nd-wo kaise?
Sardar-oye subah maine
pani garam kiya aur thande
pani se naha liya



This is magic
if u press down till d end u will become sweet





























buddhu! U dont need magic u r already s0 sweeeeeet




Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala.

Wah!




Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala




Mata,
tata sky laga Dala to Life jhigalala

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