Monday, September 15, 2008

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?


Public to Sardar : Logo ne AapKo Q Mara...? Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller ki Dukan me Sales
Girl ko puchha, "SONE KA RATE KYA HAI...



1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai:
Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha
socha.
bahot soocha
Or bola
Railway-Station



Kisine kaha tha kisise na kehna,
Lage chot dilpe to khamosh rehna,
Jaha chot khana waha muskurana,
Magar muskurana is adase ki ro de zamana



Two Sardars Saw A Sexy Girl
1st Sardar: What Great
B()()Bs This Babe Has!
2nd Sardar: Arre Haan,
Bade B()()Bs Se Yaad Aya
Bhabi Ji Kaisi Hai


Hmari Dosti Ki Umr
Hmse JyadaHogi,Hmari Har Awaz Hmare Liye Wada Hogi,
Tum Bhi SunLo Kaan Khol K,
Jisne Pehle Todi Uski Pitayi Zyada HOGI


Father:Rat ko tum pi ke room me gir gaye the?
Son:Kya batau papa sab galt sangat ki wajah se hua.
6Dost,6 Beer aur unme se 5 pite nahi the

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