Ek mulakat kro humse inayat samajh kr
Hr chiz ka hisab dengeAmanat samajh kr
MeriDosti pr kbhi shak mt krna
HumDosti b krte h ibadat samhkr



Jamane seAlag aapMe sharafat dkhi h
Aap k dil me khub mohabbat dkhi h
Aap insan ho ya koi farishte
AapKI dosti me khuda ki ibadatDkhi h



Mohabbat ko majburi ka naam mat dena
Haqeekat ko hadso ka naam mat dena
Agar dil me ho pyar kisikeliye,
Usse kabhi dosti ka naam mat dena



Zindagi me kuch sapne saja lena
waqt me kuch arman Jaga lena
hum ap ki rahon se har dard ko chura lenge
jab chaho ap hume aazma lena



Na koi pal raat hai
Na koi pal sham hai
Hamara har lamha aapke naam hai
Ise sirf sms na samajhiyega
Hamari taraf se aapko subah ka salam HAI



Hum to kuch na the aap ne bna diya
Itna pyar diya ke jeena sikha diya
Dard lekar hum aaye the akele
Aap mile to har gum bhula diya..




PalPal sanse khatmHo rhi h
Zindagi maut k pahluMe so rhi h
Us bewafa seNa puchna meri maut ki vajah
WoBus jamane ko dikhane k liye ro rhi h



Dosti k phul hr mausam me khilte h
Dosti k badal hr mausam me baraste h
Hum aapko sms bheje ya na bheje
Lekin yaad hr roz krte h.



Aj unko mene KHAFA kar diya
Aisa laga ki khud se daga kar diya
Une kese manau sochte rahe din bhar
Aaj ansuo ne bhi ane se mana kar diya



Chahnewalo kabhi apna b jamana tha
Sara saher kabhi apna b diwana tha
Tum to karte ho dosto se dosti
Apna to dushmno se b yarana tha



Ye zindgi ek moHmaya He,
Jeevan me sukH kisne paya He
ek Hum He jo bHulte nai apko
Aur ek ap he jo keHte Hai fir kambkHT ka msg aya Ha



Rulane wale aakhir hume rula denge
Zeher deke gehari neend sula denge
fir b koi gum n hoga hume
Dard to tab hoga jab aap hume bhula denge



HUM WO NAHI JO KAHANI BAN JATE H
NA WO JO ANKH KA PANI BAN JATE H
HUM JUB KISI KI ZINDAGI ME AATE H
TO USKI ZINDAGANI BAN JATE H



Har Khushi Me kuch n Kuch Kami Rahegi
Ankhein Thodi Shabnami Rahegi
Zindgi Ko Aap Kitna Bhi Sanwariye
Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Rahegi



Har dil ka 1 raaz hota hai,
Har baat ka 1 andaz hota hai,
Jab tak na lage Bewafai ki thokar,
Har kisi ko apni pasand pe naaz hota hai

Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi
Zindagi mei unki kami reh gayi
Itni ulfat k bad b vo mujhe na mile
Shayad meri mohabat mein hi kmi rhegi



Pyar kehte hai,
mohabat kehte hai.
kuch log use bandagi kehte hai,
magar jin k sath hum dosti karte hai,
unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hai



Mat puchna aisi koi baat
ki zindagi khud ek sawal ban ke reh jaye.
dard seene me itne b mat rakhna
ki khushi ek khayal banke reh jaye



paas aake sabhi dur chale jate he
hum akele hai akele hi reh jate he
dil ka dard kise dikhaye
jab marham lagane wale hi dard de jate he



Arz hai...

Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala...

Wah! Wah!

Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala,

Mata,
tata sky laga Dala to Life jhingalala




KHWAB hai to MANZIL hai
MANZIL hai to RAASTE hai
RAASTE hai to MUSHKIL hai
MUSHKIL hai to HIMMAT hai
HIMMAT hai to SMS karo



Mom : Beta Icecream Khayega?
Beta : Na
Mom : Laddu Khayega?
Beta : Na
Mom : Fruits?
Beta : Na
Mom : Baap pe gaya hai Maar Hi khyega



Ladki Chedo,
Mar Khane se mat Daro
Hr Ladki ko Prpose Karo,
Inkar se Na Daro
GITA me Likha h
KARM KAR,
FAL KI CHINTA NA KAR



Girl:Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He?
Boy:Long Drive Par Dear.
Girl:Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya!
Boy:Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab
Break Fail Huyi



Kya socha tha SMS nahi ayega
socha k ye DOST yuhi bhul jayega
ye to adat he hmari satane ki
warna aap jese PYARA dost kon
bhul jayega




Shehnaiyan bajao,



jashn manao,




nacho,


jhumo,



khushi se pagal ho jao.



Kyunki





Hum uth gaye hain

Shama ko shama ki baharo ne luta.
Sahil ko kashti k kinaro ne luta.
Aap to ek hi kasam se dar gaye
Hame to aapki kasam dekar hazaro ne luta



Unki 1 nazar ko tarsate rhenge,
ye asu har par barsate rhenge,
kabhi bite the kuch pal unke sath,
bas yahi soch kar hum haste rhenge



Sath Na Sahi Tanhai To Milti Hai
Mulakat Na Sahi Judai To Milti Hai
Kaun Kehta Hai Pyar Me Kuch Nahi Milta
Wafa Na Sahi Bewafai To Milti



Soch K Tere BareMe Muskurate Hai Hum
Sub Ko Kahani Teri Sunate Hai Hum
Jab B Yad Karte Hai Aapko Dost
Sari DuniaKo Us Waqt Bhul Jate Hai Hum



Choti baato pe takrar na kia karo,
Har majak ko dil pe na lia karo,
kya pata saath he aur kitne din ka,
in palo ko to pyar se jiyakaro..



na saath hai koi,
na humsafar hai koi
na hum kisike,
na humara hai koi
par apko dekh kar keh sakte hai
ki pyara sa dost humara bhi hai




Koi kitna b apko sata lega,
koi kitna b apko rula lega,
aap dil se zara YAAD karke dekna,
Meri YAAD ka har lamha apko hasa degA



Ishq pane ki tamanna me,
Kabhi kabhi zindagi khilona ban jati he,
Jise dil me basana chahte he,
Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jati he



Sathi sirf vo to nahin hota
jo jewan bhar saath nibhaye
Sathi to vo hota hai
jo jeewan k kuch palon mein hi
jeewan bhar ka sath de jaye



Dosti guna hai toh hone na dena,
Dosti khuda hai toh khone na dena,
Karte ho dosti jab kisse toh,
kabhi uss dost ko rone na dena



Har Shabd Me Arth Hota Hai,
Har Arth Me Tark Hota Hai,
sab Kahte Hai Ke Ham Haste bahut Hai,
Lekin Hasne Walo Ke Dil Me Bhi Dard hota h

Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me Der Lag Jati He
1Wada Nibhane Me Der Lag Jati He
Pyar To Pal Bhar Me Ho Jata He
Par Bhulane Me Puri Umar Lag Jati H


Log kehte hai
Jeene ke liye
Dil
Or
Dil ke liye
Dhadkan jaruri hai
Par hum kehte hai
Hamare
jeene ke liye
aap
or
Aap ki dosti jaruri hai.



Docter apna phela
operation karne k bad.
operation theater se
bhaar aaya
or upar dekhte huye bola
"YA ALLAH MERA PEHLA
TOHFA QABUL KAR



Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai



Sanso se pyari yade hai tumhari,
Dhadkan se pyari baate hai tumhari,
Tumhe yakin ho na ho,
Is zindgi se pyari Dosti hai hamari


Raat pe savera chagaya,
suraj roshni ke sath aa gaya,
ye mahol subah ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
Aur aap ne ankhe kholi to msg hamara aa gaya



Sikayat he aapse yeh hamari,
Kab yad nahi aati aapko hamari
Bhul gaye shayad aap hume
ya fir ap yad karte the yeh galat fehmi thi hamari



Khushi itni ho k dikha sako,
gum bus itna ho k jise chupa sako,
zindagi me km se km ek dost aisa rakhna,
jiske sath udasi me b muskra sko



Jhuki nazaro se ikrar mat karna,
Nazre utha kar inkar mat karna,
Raat bhar tadap te ho kisi ki yadon me,
dusro se kahte ho pyar mat karna



Dil Tuta 1 awaz ayi
Cheer k dekha to 1 cheez Nikal ayi.
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me,
Lahu se dho kar dekha toh aapki tasvir nikal ayi



Registan k tufan ruka nai krte
Samundar k pani sukha nai krte
Aap hum ko sMs karo ya na karo
Par hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte



Kisi mod pe akele na chodna,
Armano se bhare dil ko na todna
Duniya begani hai to kya hua
tamanna yehi hai ki aap hamari dosti na todna.



Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha
Warna Mumtaz Me Baat Hi Kya Thi
Mohbat Ki Kashis Ne
TAJMAHAL Bana Dala
Warna Ladkiyo Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi



Subah Ki Kiran Boli:

Uth,

Kya Nazara Hai.

Maine Kaha:

Ruk,

Pehle SMS Kar Lu Unko,

Jo Dost Sabse Pyare Hai

DON KE PHONE KA INTZAAR TO 11 MULKON KE DOSTON KO H
LEKIN EK BAAT SAMJH LO
DON KA PHONE AANA MUSHKIL HI NHI NAMUMKIN H
KYONKI DON KE SIRF SMS HI FREE H


CHAHO TUM JISE CHAHAT SE ZYADA
SAPNE DEKH0 TUM JISKE NEEND SE ZYADA
MANGO TUM JISE MANNAT SE ZYADA
RUB KARE W0 B TUMSE PYR KRE APNI SAANS0 SE B ZYADA


Kismat K Maro Se Pyar Kiya Nhi Krte
Dar Dar K Hm Kabhi Jiya Nhi KrteDil TootNe Ka Dar Unko Hoga Jo
Bichadne K Dar Se Pyar Kiya Nhi Krte


Hm to sirf apki bat kiya krte h
Hr dhadkan pe apka nam liya krte h
Aap ho hume apni jan se bhi pyare
Tabhi to waqt bewaqt yad kiya krte h


NaWo inkaar kr paye
NaWo ijhaar kr paye
Ajib tamasha bana mere pyrKa
Na unheApna kehneKa haq jataPye
Nahi beganaBolkr unhe bhulaPye



Unhone apna bana kr chod diya
Rishta bewaja hi humse tod diya
Jo Kbhi Hume Dekhne k liye taraste the
Na jane kyu aaj dur se dekh r hi muh mod diya



Koshish karo koi ap se na ruthe
zindgi me apno ka sath na chhote
Rishta koi bi ho use aise nibhao
ke us rishte ki dor zindgi bhar na tute



Sab hi log dost banaye nhi jate
Mohabbat k ghar hr dil me basaye nhi jate
Kuch pass ho kr b yaad nhi aate
Kuch dur ho k b bhulaye nhi jate



Hamare liye uske dil me chahat na thi
kisi khushi me koi dawat naThi
maine dil uske kadmo me Rakh diya
pr use zamin p dekhne ki aadat na thi



Haste raho aap Hajaro k bich me
jaise khilta phool baharo k bich me
roshan Ho aap duniya me is tarah
jaise Hota He chand sitaro k bich



Wo Mil Jate Hai Kahani Bankar
Dil Me Bas Jate Hain Nisani Bankar
Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aankho Me
Kyun Nikal Jate Hai Wo Pani Bankar



Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye
Muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye
wo de jate hai zakhm gehra kabi
Har Gulab par yu aitbar na kijie



Aaj hum hai
kal humari yaad hogi
Jab hum na hoge
tab humari baat hogi
Kabhi paltoge zindgi k panne
Tab shayad apki ankho me bar7 hogi



Are O SAMBHA
Mere Kitne SMS mile
Srdar Bahut se
or tumne Kitne Bheje
1Bhi nhi
Dhikkar hai
Ab tak bahut SMS khaye
Le ab ek aur kha..



Aakho Ki Awaaz Kuch Aur Hoti H
Aansu Ki Aag Kuch Aur Hoti H
Koun Bichadna Chahta H Apno Se
Majburiyo Ki Baat Kuch Aur Hoti H



Kab dilTeri yad me churNhi hota
kab dil tumse milne ko
majburNhi hota
aksarDil unkaTut ta h
jinka koiKasur nhi hota



MuskurahtKa koiMol
nhiHota
RishtoKa koiTol nhi
hota
DostTo milJate h hr
raste pr
LekinHr koiAapsa
ANMOL nhi hota



Ummido kiShama dil me mat jalana
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana


Jahan mohabbat ka naam hoya he
wahan rona sisakna aam hota he
yeh khushnasibo ko raas nahi hota
yeh to badnasibo ka anjaam hota he



Is dil me aa ska na koi
is dil ko chura ska na koi
kasoor isme kisi ka nahi
aap jesi jagah dil me bana ska na koi



Virane k zrre-zrre ko gulab kr denge
shrab ki hr ek bund ko shabab kr denge
reh na sakoge tum hamre bna
hm tumhari aadat itni khrab kr denge



Kismat K Maro Se Pyar Kiya Nhi Krte
Dar Dar K Hum Kabhi Jiya Nhi Krte
Dil Tutne Ka Dar Unko Hoga Jo
Bichadne K Dar Se Pyar Kiya Nhi Krte



Zindgi se hamne kabi kuch chaha hi nhi
Chaha jise bhi kabi paya hi nhi
jise paya use kuch yun kho dia
jaise zindgi me kabi koi aya hi nhi.



Diwane hai hm tuje b bana denge
dil me tere pyar ki shma jala denge
raho chahe jitne b pathar dil ban k
apni yadon se tujhko rula denge


Tumhe 1 ajeeb bat batau



Murgi ne anda diya



Ajeb he na
!


Nahi
To tum deke dikhao

Chahat mein kisika imtihaan na lena
Jo nibha na sakeWo vaada naDena
Jise tum bin jene ki aadat na ho
Use kbhi lambe umar ki dua na dena


Kash bananeWale ne ye dil sheeshe ka banayaHota
Taki ise todneWale k haath me zakhm to aaya hota



Koi h jo dua karta h
Apno me hume b yaad krta h
Bahut khusnasib samajhte h khud ko hum
Dur rh kr b koi jub yaad krta h


kbhi na aayeWo mere sathChal k
HameshaGye mujhe naraz kr k
Maut p meri gar Wo aaye to kh dena
Abhi soya h tumhe yaad kr k



Koi dost aisa banaya jye
Jiske aansuo ko palko me chupaya jaye
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa
Gr wo rhe udas to
humse b na muskuraya jye



Jane Kyu Wo Hame Kuch Aisi Nishani De Gye
Dohra Na Sake Aisi Kahani De Gye
Hum To Reh Gaye Pyase Pr
Woh Hmari Palko KoPani De Gye


Aksar logo se suna tha
ZINDAGI rahe to phir milenge
LEKIN aap se milker mahsoos kiya
ki
MILTE RAHE to ZINDA rahenge



BAAT-BAAT PE JO YU ROOTH JATE HAI
HATH UNSE ANJANE ME CHOOT JATE HAI
KOI UNSE KAHE K BADA NAZUK HAI DOSTI KA RISHTA
HANSTE -HANSTE BHI DIL TOOT JATE HAI


Bichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge
Sote hue ko khwab mai kya doge
Hum chahte hai umar bhar ki dosti ka wada
Kaho is sawal ka kya jawab doge


Rub se koi baat anjan nhi hoti
Insaan ki bandagi beiman nhi hoti
Kbhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost...
Varna yu hi aapki
humse pahchan nhi hoti



Apki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye.
Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye.
Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho gye


Rub se koi baat anjan nhi hoti
Insaan ki bandagi beiman nhi hoti
Kbhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost...
Varna yu hi aapki
humse pahchan nhi hoti 58 days ago



Mil jati hai kitno ko KHUSHI
Mil jate hai kitno ko gum
SMS isliye bhejte hai hum
taki dur rahkar bhi

"HAMARI"
DOSTI na ho kam



EHSAAS
aap se duri ka
YAKEEN
aap ki baato ka
KADAR
aap k naam ki
FAKHR
aap se dosti ka
INTEZAR
aap k SMS ka

Zindagi Me Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Zyada To Kahin Kam Milenge
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge


Najuksi Chot Se Shisha Na Tute
Choti Choti Batose Apna Na Ruthe
Thodisi B Fikr He Agar Aapko Hamari
To Kosish kijiyega Rishtoki Dor Na Tute


Chand adhura hai sitaroo k bina
Gulshan adhura hai baharo k bina
Samander adhura hai kinaro k bina
Jeena adhura hai aap jese yaaro k bina


Bheeg jati hai palak tanhai me
darte rehte he ye koi jan na le
pasand karte hai baarish main chalna
taaki rote hue koi pehchaan na le


Ruth gaye Humare sab chahne wale
Ruth gaye Hume manane wale
Ab to mobile b Humse puchta hai
k Kaha chup gaye tujko roz SMS karne wale


Palak zuka kar Salaam krte he
Is DIL ki DUA Aapke Naam krte he
Kabul hoto sirf MUSKURA dena
Aapki 1 MUSURAHAT pe ye DIL kurban krte he


Bhool kar aapko jayenge kaha
Ek pal zameen par reh payenge kaha
Aapse hi muskurahat hai zindagi mein
Bina aap ke reh payenge kaha


D se Dil
D se Dosti
D se Dard
D se Dillagi
D se Diwangi

Pr

D se Duri
Itni na ho jaye ki

D se Dum
Nikal jaye
SAMJHE
D se Dear

Koi Pyar Kehta Hai Koi Mohabbat Kehta He
Kuch Log Bandagi Kehte He

Magar Jinke Saath Hum Dosti Karte He
Unhe Hum Apni Zindagi Kehte He


Jin Ankhon Me Unka PyarBasa
Tha
Aaj Unhi Ke Liye Baraste Dekha
He
Kabi Unke Sath Har Pal Guzara
Tha
Aaj Unke Liye Khud Ko Taraste
Dekha He


Zindgi se puchho ye kya chahti he
Bas ek usi ki wafaa chahti he

Kitni masum or nadaan he zindgi
Khud bewafa he or auro se wafaa chahti he


Hamare Anso Pooch Kr Wo Muskurate Hai
Esi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hai
Hath Unka Chu Jye Hmare Chehre Ko
Isi Umeed Mn Hum Khud Ko Rulate Hai


Bhule na kabhi aisi koi yaad de do,

Bhule se hi sahi kabhi hume awaz de do,

Yaha mout ka kise gham hai,

Pal bhar ka tum agar saath de do

Har mode par shuruwat ho sakti hai
Kabhi bhi kahin bhi baat ho sakti hai
Mana ki bahut door ho Aap
Aankhe band karo to mulakat ho sakti hai


Dilo se khelne ka hunar hame nahi aata
isi liye ishq ki bazi ham har gaye
shayad unhe meri jindagi se pyar tha
isi liye who muje jinda hi mar gaye


Shivji Aur Parvati Kabi
COMPUTER Kyo Nahi Sikh Paye?
.
.
.
Kyoki GANESHji Mouse Lekar
Bhaag Jate The


Ek ladki ko lagi thandddd...
Usne nikala plastic ka lundd...
Use bhigoya thook me..
Phir dala apni choot me...
Shuru ho gai chudaiiii..
Apko ho holy ki badha


Dosti ka pehla pegam apke nam,
zndgi ki akhri sham apke nam.
is safar me humsafr he hum dono,
is dosti ko nibhana he apka kam.


Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:

"Menu koi farak nahin penda
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hu


Salesman:Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte.
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick!!



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agar
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hai to TOILET jao itna shor kyu macha rakha hai

Santa phone Par baat kar raha tha

Banta-Kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Santa-Biwi se

Banta-Itne pyar se

Santa-Tumhari hai


Father: pados wali Ladki ko Dekh!
Woh Exam mein 1st aai Hai....





Son: usko Hi to Dekhta tha...
Isliye Fail Ho Gaya....!!



Santa- Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?

Banta- Shadi.

Santa- Kyu shadi se umar lambi ho jati he??

Banta- Nahi Lambi lagne lagti he.



MERA MSG ASARDAR H
LADKIA LADKO K PRATI WAFADAR H
AAKDO SE 75% LADKE KUWARE H

HISSE ME KAISE AAYNGI LADKIA
JAB 1K PICHE 4-4 AAWARE HAI


Har Gali Phulo
Se
Saja Rkhi
H
Har Chowk
Par
Ladki Betha Rakhi h
Kahi ApkiKalai
Suni
Na Rah
Jae
Is Liye Hr Ladki
K Hath
Me RakhiThama
Rkhi He


Ladki ka naam kya hoga jo apne papa ko push karti ho?
:
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Push-Paa!


Apki Yad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talas apko barbar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum dur hai apse
aapki to judai bhi hum se PYAAR karti hai.

world's most Painful shayari

Dil me chubhi sui

Gaur farmaiyega..

Dil me chubhi sui..





Uui Uui Uui uui...!!! :) :)

aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chata
hun hn wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahe hai
wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chule











***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY**