Har mode par shuruwat ho sakti hai
Kabhi bhi kahin bhi baat ho sakti hai
Mana ki bahut door ho Aap
Aankhe band karo to mulakat ho sakti hai


Dilo se khelne ka hunar hame nahi aata
isi liye ishq ki bazi ham har gaye
shayad unhe meri jindagi se pyar tha
isi liye who muje jinda hi mar gaye


Shivji Aur Parvati Kabi
COMPUTER Kyo Nahi Sikh Paye?
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Kyoki GANESHji Mouse Lekar
Bhaag Jate The


Ek ladki ko lagi thandddd...
Usne nikala plastic ka lundd...
Use bhigoya thook me..
Phir dala apni choot me...
Shuru ho gai chudaiiii..
Apko ho holy ki badha


Dosti ka pehla pegam apke nam,
zndgi ki akhri sham apke nam.
is safar me humsafr he hum dono,
is dosti ko nibhana he apka kam.


Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:

"Menu koi farak nahin penda
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hu


Salesman:Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte.
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick!!



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hai to TOILET jao itna shor kyu macha rakha hai