Santa phone Par baat kar raha tha

Banta-Kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Santa-Biwi se

Banta-Itne pyar se

Santa-Tumhari hai


Father: pados wali Ladki ko Dekh!
Woh Exam mein 1st aai Hai....





Son: usko Hi to Dekhta tha...
Isliye Fail Ho Gaya....!!



Santa- Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?

Banta- Shadi.

Santa- Kyu shadi se umar lambi ho jati he??

Banta- Nahi Lambi lagne lagti he.



MERA MSG ASARDAR H
LADKIA LADKO K PRATI WAFADAR H
AAKDO SE 75% LADKE KUWARE H

HISSE ME KAISE AAYNGI LADKIA
JAB 1K PICHE 4-4 AAWARE HAI


Har Gali Phulo
Se
Saja Rkhi
H
Har Chowk
Par
Ladki Betha Rakhi h
Kahi ApkiKalai
Suni
Na Rah
Jae
Is Liye Hr Ladki
K Hath
Me RakhiThama
Rkhi He


Ladki ka naam kya hoga jo apne papa ko push karti ho?
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Push-Paa!


Apki Yad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talas apko barbar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum dur hai apse
aapki to judai bhi hum se PYAAR karti hai.