Chahat mein kisika imtihaan na lena
Jo nibha na sakeWo vaada naDena
Jise tum bin jene ki aadat na ho
Use kbhi lambe umar ki dua na dena


Kash bananeWale ne ye dil sheeshe ka banayaHota
Taki ise todneWale k haath me zakhm to aaya hota



Koi h jo dua karta h
Apno me hume b yaad krta h
Bahut khusnasib samajhte h khud ko hum
Dur rh kr b koi jub yaad krta h


kbhi na aayeWo mere sathChal k
HameshaGye mujhe naraz kr k
Maut p meri gar Wo aaye to kh dena
Abhi soya h tumhe yaad kr k



Koi dost aisa banaya jye
Jiske aansuo ko palko me chupaya jaye
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa
Gr wo rhe udas to
humse b na muskuraya jye



Jane Kyu Wo Hame Kuch Aisi Nishani De Gye
Dohra Na Sake Aisi Kahani De Gye
Hum To Reh Gaye Pyase Pr
Woh Hmari Palko KoPani De Gye


Aksar logo se suna tha
ZINDAGI rahe to phir milenge
LEKIN aap se milker mahsoos kiya
ki
MILTE RAHE to ZINDA rahenge



BAAT-BAAT PE JO YU ROOTH JATE HAI
HATH UNSE ANJANE ME CHOOT JATE HAI
KOI UNSE KAHE K BADA NAZUK HAI DOSTI KA RISHTA
HANSTE -HANSTE BHI DIL TOOT JATE HAI


Bichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge
Sote hue ko khwab mai kya doge
Hum chahte hai umar bhar ki dosti ka wada
Kaho is sawal ka kya jawab doge


Rub se koi baat anjan nhi hoti
Insaan ki bandagi beiman nhi hoti
Kbhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost...
Varna yu hi aapki
humse pahchan nhi hoti



Apki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye.
Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye.
Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho gye


Rub se koi baat anjan nhi hoti
Insaan ki bandagi beiman nhi hoti
Kbhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost...
Varna yu hi aapki
humse pahchan nhi hoti 58 days ago



Mil jati hai kitno ko KHUSHI
Mil jate hai kitno ko gum
SMS isliye bhejte hai hum
taki dur rahkar bhi

"HAMARI"
DOSTI na ho kam



EHSAAS
aap se duri ka
YAKEEN
aap ki baato ka
KADAR
aap k naam ki
FAKHR
aap se dosti ka
INTEZAR
aap k SMS ka

Zindagi Me Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Zyada To Kahin Kam Milenge
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge


Najuksi Chot Se Shisha Na Tute
Choti Choti Batose Apna Na Ruthe
Thodisi B Fikr He Agar Aapko Hamari
To Kosish kijiyega Rishtoki Dor Na Tute


Chand adhura hai sitaroo k bina
Gulshan adhura hai baharo k bina
Samander adhura hai kinaro k bina
Jeena adhura hai aap jese yaaro k bina


Bheeg jati hai palak tanhai me
darte rehte he ye koi jan na le
pasand karte hai baarish main chalna
taaki rote hue koi pehchaan na le


Ruth gaye Humare sab chahne wale
Ruth gaye Hume manane wale
Ab to mobile b Humse puchta hai
k Kaha chup gaye tujko roz SMS karne wale


Palak zuka kar Salaam krte he
Is DIL ki DUA Aapke Naam krte he
Kabul hoto sirf MUSKURA dena
Aapki 1 MUSURAHAT pe ye DIL kurban krte he


Bhool kar aapko jayenge kaha
Ek pal zameen par reh payenge kaha
Aapse hi muskurahat hai zindagi mein
Bina aap ke reh payenge kaha


D se Dil
D se Dosti
D se Dard
D se Dillagi
D se Diwangi

Pr

D se Duri
Itni na ho jaye ki

D se Dum
Nikal jaye
SAMJHE
D se Dear

Koi Pyar Kehta Hai Koi Mohabbat Kehta He
Kuch Log Bandagi Kehte He

Magar Jinke Saath Hum Dosti Karte He
Unhe Hum Apni Zindagi Kehte He


Jin Ankhon Me Unka PyarBasa
Tha
Aaj Unhi Ke Liye Baraste Dekha
He
Kabi Unke Sath Har Pal Guzara
Tha
Aaj Unke Liye Khud Ko Taraste
Dekha He


Zindgi se puchho ye kya chahti he
Bas ek usi ki wafaa chahti he

Kitni masum or nadaan he zindgi
Khud bewafa he or auro se wafaa chahti he


Hamare Anso Pooch Kr Wo Muskurate Hai
Esi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hai
Hath Unka Chu Jye Hmare Chehre Ko
Isi Umeed Mn Hum Khud Ko Rulate Hai


Bhule na kabhi aisi koi yaad de do,

Bhule se hi sahi kabhi hume awaz de do,

Yaha mout ka kise gham hai,

Pal bhar ka tum agar saath de do

Har mode par shuruwat ho sakti hai
Kabhi bhi kahin bhi baat ho sakti hai
Mana ki bahut door ho Aap
Aankhe band karo to mulakat ho sakti hai


Dilo se khelne ka hunar hame nahi aata
isi liye ishq ki bazi ham har gaye
shayad unhe meri jindagi se pyar tha
isi liye who muje jinda hi mar gaye


Shivji Aur Parvati Kabi
COMPUTER Kyo Nahi Sikh Paye?
.
.
.
Kyoki GANESHji Mouse Lekar
Bhaag Jate The


Ek ladki ko lagi thandddd...
Usne nikala plastic ka lundd...
Use bhigoya thook me..
Phir dala apni choot me...
Shuru ho gai chudaiiii..
Apko ho holy ki badha


Dosti ka pehla pegam apke nam,
zndgi ki akhri sham apke nam.
is safar me humsafr he hum dono,
is dosti ko nibhana he apka kam.


Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:

"Menu koi farak nahin penda
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hu


Salesman:Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte.
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick!!



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hai to TOILET jao itna shor kyu macha rakha hai

Santa phone Par baat kar raha tha

Banta-Kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Santa-Biwi se

Banta-Itne pyar se

Santa-Tumhari hai


Father: pados wali Ladki ko Dekh!
Woh Exam mein 1st aai Hai....





Son: usko Hi to Dekhta tha...
Isliye Fail Ho Gaya....!!



Santa- Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?

Banta- Shadi.

Santa- Kyu shadi se umar lambi ho jati he??

Banta- Nahi Lambi lagne lagti he.



MERA MSG ASARDAR H
LADKIA LADKO K PRATI WAFADAR H
AAKDO SE 75% LADKE KUWARE H

HISSE ME KAISE AAYNGI LADKIA
JAB 1K PICHE 4-4 AAWARE HAI


Har Gali Phulo
Se
Saja Rkhi
H
Har Chowk
Par
Ladki Betha Rakhi h
Kahi ApkiKalai
Suni
Na Rah
Jae
Is Liye Hr Ladki
K Hath
Me RakhiThama
Rkhi He


Ladki ka naam kya hoga jo apne papa ko push karti ho?
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Push-Paa!


Apki Yad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talas apko barbar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum dur hai apse
aapki to judai bhi hum se PYAAR karti hai.

world's most Painful shayari

Dil me chubhi sui

Gaur farmaiyega..

Dil me chubhi sui..





Uui Uui Uui uui...!!! :) :)

aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chata
hun hn wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahe hai
wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chule











***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY**